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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:55 pm  
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Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...
just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix o! n the t urner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups
of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!


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